Waffle House, Internet Trolls, and Something About Joe Biden and a Dog
Happy New Year!
Hello Internet. Welcome to 2023! None of this “new year, new me” bullplop. We’re who we’ve always been and damn proud of it. The new year should be a trip, so let’s go!
Your song of the day is “Happy New Year.” by Parker McCollum.
Glad we had this talk,
- Brodigan
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Her name is Halie. She took to YouTube to provide her new legions of adoring fans with her version of events. Turns out, this incident popped off in September 2021 and Halie left the company shortly after. Ackshually, it's Halie's story to tell.
The backstory is exactly what you would expect. It was well past midnight. The aggressors were sh*tfaced and demanded service right away. They were rude to the staff. The staff clapped back and asked the unruly customers to leave. This is where things popped off because, as Halie points out, it's just what happens at the Waffle House.
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Watch: UFC star invites internet troll to man up in the cage, proceeds to destroy him
Anyone who has dealt with an internet troll has wanted to do this. Sure, hashtag #imrubberyourglue is the ideal way to go. But it doesn't always bounce off of me and stick to you. In the movies, you could do what Jay and Silent Bob did. Buy a bunch of plane tickets, confront twelve-year-olds roided up on internet muscles from the safety of their mother's basement, and beat the crap out of them. If it's the real world and you are UFC star Paddy the Baddy, you invite the guy to say it to your face. And offer him $602.50 for his troubles.
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Joe Biden claims 'MAGA sympathizing' secret service agents lied about his dog biting them: Report
One of our favorite stories from early on in Joe Biden's presidency, long before we only assumed he'd be a disaster and didn't have it confirmed, was his dog Major Biden having a biting problem. It's being reported in a new book that Biden called the secret service agents who claimed to have been bitten by his dog lying liars who lied.
You had to assume there would be controversy over someone biting the help in the White House. But I think most people assumed it would be Joe Biden doing the biting and not Major Biden. The two were similar. Joe Biden has exhibited anger issues and lashed out at people in the past. Major has been known to, per an in-depth report from CNN, "display agitated behavior on multiple occasions, including jumping, barking, and 'charging' staff and security." Also similar to Joe Biden. Just replace "staff and security" with little girls who smell nice.
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Female prisoners threatened with extra jail time if they use 'wrong' pronoun for trans inmates
Prisoners convicted of crimes can have their sentence extended depending on how they behave. Fighting will get you a demerit. Killing one of the other inmates is still considered murder so that's a no-no. And in England, if you are a female inmate and you misgender a trans inmate, that too could get time ADDED to your sentence.
So, congratulations to the UK. Arresting someone for praying is no longer the dumbest thing we've heard you do in the name of "justice." It's only tied.
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Videos like this need to be amplified. While it may be too late for our cities, the rest of America needs to be warned. The progressive politicians who have turned San Francisco and other progressive cities into these hellholes with their progressive policies will do the same to your neighborhood if elected.
Shout out to my man for switching up the readback voice. He sounds more like Sam Elliot and less like Rosie the Robot.
My Dog is MAGA also....
Where are you landing the show?