Watch: Lizzo absolutely crushes body-shamers in new 'beautiful' and 'brave' Instagram post

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Watch: Lizzo absolutely crushes body-shamers in new 'beautiful' and 'brave' Instagram post

Lizzo recently took to Instagram in a skimpy bikini to clap back at "body shamers" who critique her physique.

At one point, she claimed her body is "art": "Do we realize that artists are not here to fit into your beauty standards? Artists are here to make art, and this body is art."

Last year, Lizzo said she considers herself a "body icon" and is creating her own body standard. This is where the problem starts with all this "body positivity" nonsense. There's nothing wrong with a larger person not wanting to constantly hate and shame themselves. That's not a healthy mindset for anyone to have. But it's also not healthy for any person to be this overweight or obese, and Lizzo promoting it as a "new beauty standard" spreads the wrong message to American women.

Unfortunately at this point, "body positivity" seems here to stay, at least for a while. It's estimated by 2030 50% of Americans will be obese. Although, maybe by then, those numbers will come down as a result of our state-enforced bug diets.

Lizzo actually had another hot take just yesterday. Apparently, "canceling" people is now appropriating it from marginalized communities who have the supreme cancelation authority.

She tweeted, "Cancel culture is appropriation. There was real outrage from truly marginalized people and now it’s become trendy, misused and misdirected."

It is quite delicious to see all the woke-isms gradually cannibalize each other. And this new theory may come in handy for all the "body shamers" that will have to be canceled by Lizzo in our increasingly pro-fat empire.

Last year, Lizzo was actually canceled by disabled activists for her use of the word "spaz" in a song.

Lizzo ended up caving to the culturally-appropriating disabled mob and changed the lyrics of her song to avoid the extremely offensive term, explaining, "as a fat black woman in America, I've had so many hurtful words used against me so I overstated the power words can have."